Conversations with the Patriarch

My family has a standing dinner each Wednesday at my grandfather’s house. We have been doing this for probably 25 years. Over the years the nights have changed, but it’s been a constant. Jason night. It’s the place to be.

With the amount of smarts on that side of the family, you would think we would have amazing conversations… You would be wrong.

Jason: You weren’t unemployed very long.
Me: No, I was only a hobo for two months.
Jason: A hobo? Is that what you were? Better than a ho.
Me: …
Jason: *smirk*
Me: OR IS IT? Because –
My Mother: — Ho’s get paid!
Me: That’s what I was going to say!

In conclusion, Jason is 83 and we all discussed ho’s.  And a good time was had by all! hahaha

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A Wedding and an Anti-Wedding

Since I last posted, Felicia got married and I went to Texas, and I also got a job.

I’ve been busy. Heh.

Felicia looked beautiful in her dress (that I stored) and a lovely time was had by all. Here’s some pictures.

The venue: the pavilion at the Hacienda de las Flores in Moraga, CA.

Malvina, Felicia and I before the wedding. I'm glad we made Felicia take these pictures because there wasn't much time to talk to her at the reception.

The new couple walking down the aisle.

Sarah and her son Will.

The wedding cake! It was tasty; no fondant.

So, we left the wedding at nine because Malvina had a day of dance shows on Saturday, and I was (perhaps stupidly) taking a 6 a.m. flight to San Antonio.

My friend Tara had originally been planning to get married the 31st, and I had been planning on going, but there was a rather horrible breakup back in May. A couple of weeks ago, she decided to have a “Let’s Celebrate The Fact That I Didn’t Marry That Douchebag” event on the day of what would have been her wedding at the location of the reception. And I wanted to go to it to support her, so I wound up flying out on Saturday for that night. I rented a car and stayed at our friend Margie’s apartment. We had a good time at the bar and were out until all hours.

On Sunday, after waking up at noon, I headed over to Fire Wok at Huebner Oaks to have lunch with Daphne. It was SO awesome to see Daphne again; when I last visited Texas she was away at grad school in Arizona so I haven’t actually seen her since 2006, when I left Texas.

After that, I went back over to Tara and Cindy’s and we all, plus Margie, went to Jacala’s for dinner. I love Jacala’s!! It is my favorite restaurant in San Antonio because it is just straight up delicious and cheap Mexican food. Word.

Monday, my flight wasn’t until the afternoon, and I wanted to go to Hobby Lobby to look at their bead selection (no Hobby Lobbys in California, *sad face*) so I picked up Tara and we went over to Starbucks and then down to Culebra/1604 to check out the Hobby Lobby and then to the new shopping center on the other side of the freeway. The last time I was in Texas in 2008, that shopping center wasn’t there. We stopped at Books A Million where I picked up a couple things to read on the plane, and then stopped at Subway for lunch.

I had to drop the car back off at the airport around 1, so I headed over there and it took a lot faster than I was expecting so I wound up at the airport supremely early. Luckily, SAT has free wifi so I found a seat near my gate and entertained myself for the next hour and a half.

I was lucky this trip to TX because while it was hot, it wasn’t particularly humid. I didn’t take many pictures (three, to be exact, and they are all blurry bar pictures which you will not get to see) but it was a great trip and hopefully I will be able to go for a longer visit next time.

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Getting My Cowboy Fix in the Gold Country

Over the weekend my dad and I went up to the gold country and Big Trees State Park outside of Arnold up in the Sierra foothills in the Stanislaus Forest. Big Trees is one of my favorite places ever, and I hadn’t been there in a couple years.

It was really, really hot.

This is the meadow in the north grove, complete with lupins.

We climbed and huffed (okay I huffed) and it was truly, way too hot to really get in a good hike, and then we went to the Lava Bluffs trail and it was like straight up, and hot, and so we (I) decided we’d had enough and turned around, and since the trail was less used than the ones at North Grove, there were a lot of leaves and it was kind of slippery, and I fell, and landed on my butt on an outcropping of rocks. I apparently also hit my back because there is a big black bruise on the side there now. I am fine, don’t even worry. I must confess as I was falling, I thought to myself, sweet, now we don’t have to hike the rest of the weekend! at the same time I was hoping that I didn’t break anything.

Anyway, so that happened and I have been stiff ever since (much improved today though), so on Saturday my dad and I headed into Murphys, where it was hot. Also I discovered that Clarissa, the beloved Murphys burro had dropped dead in May. Clarissa lived in a paddock at the edge of town, braying at everyone she met.

Good burro

You were a good burro, Clarissa.

I took the above picture in 2008. At her little barn there was a shrine, like the kind you see on the side of the road when a teenager runs their car into a tree. Someone posted the local newspaper article about how she died of “unknown causes” at the age of 28. Well, it seems to me that she was pretty old, so that’s not really “unknown”. But anyway, I also learned that she has a mention on the Murphys Wikipedia page, and that’s doing pretty good, for a burro.

Here is another picture I took of Clarissa braying at me.

Anyway, so after we paid our respects we headed up into the mountains a bit more to the Lake Melones Recreational Area, where it was hot. Lake Melones is actually man-made and apparently quite the controversy in its time. Under the lake is the gold rush era town of Melones, which was destroyed after the dam was built and the area filled. To be perfectly fair, it’s actually kind of pretty.

After we stopped there, we headed into Twain Harte where they were having an arts festival.

It was really, really hot.

It was a good little festival for such a little town. We had a good time. There was even parking on the middle school basketball court (I don’t know why I’m tickled by that, I just am.) My dad got my mom a nice basket from one of those fair trade African dealers. My mom has admired these types of baskets for a long time (she always looks at them at Stitches).

On the way back from Twain Harte we stopped in Sonora where I had spotted a yarn store (of course) and I did get a skein of Lorna’s Laces Shepherd Worsted in the Ysolda Red colorway for my hat project. I also got a cherry limeade that was the most refreshing thing ever because did I mention? It was hot.

After that, my dad suggested we stop in Columbia but when we got there, I was like, dude, it’s hot. And he was all, I concur! Let’s go back to the motel. So we did. We were staying in Angel’s Camp. So I went comatose next to the A/C and he went off to walk around the track at the high school down the street a bit. He later reported that they had the fake grass. I approve.

That night we went to CAMPS Restaurant which is at the golf course in Angel’s Camp and had delicious burgers (not as delicious as the Bandera burgers, FYI, but what is? The Bandera burgers transcend all other burgers).

On Sunday we headed out of town and stopped in Jamestown at the rail museum there, where a lot of movies were shot using their locomotives. Movies like Unforgiven and Back to the Future III. I now need to watch Back to the Future III to see if I can recognize the trains. We had a great tour of the still-in-use roundhouse and even got to see them bring in one of the locomotives that wasn’t working correctly on the roundabout to its designated area. That was unexpected and pretty cool.

THEN we were finally on the way home when my dad pulls off the road and is all, “I think there’s a covered bridge down there somewhere.”

And I’m like, groan, time to go home. So we went down to Knights Ferry and it was actually pretty cool (she said, sheepishly).

On the far side of the bridge were the ruins of an old mill and a random little cowboy-esque house.

(Except for the power lines, I really like this shot. I may photoshop them out later.)

Then we finally went home. Where it wasn’t hot.

My back feels fine and I remain unscathed from my slightly violent adventure on Friday. Despite its rather technicolor appearance, the bruise is a surface bruise and doesn’t hurt unless I poke it.

Until next time, my peeps.

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Happy Birthday to Sarah!

Just because I was away in the mountains falling off a cliff* and bruising my back black and purple on the 24th doesn’t mean that Sarah is immune to a best friends Birthday Post!

Yeah that’s right, y’all: it’s ancient(ish) picture time:

Sarah and me, circa June-ish 2001 in South Lake Tahoe for a wedding at a Renaissance festival. I am apparently possessed by a crazy red-eyed demon.

While I’ve known Sarah since we were 12-year-olds singing in the junior high choir, I didn’t have any photos from those days (had I known I’d be posting ancient pictures 18 years in the future on a magical interweb, I would have made sure there was photographic evidence of us, especially in our costumes from PIRATES OF PENZANCE and no I can’t seem to make screencaps from my glorious DVD of our 8th grade production, boo hiss) so I made do with this picture from a trip Sarah, Malvina, and I made to South Lake Tahoe just prior to all of us turning 21, so no gambling/drinking fun was had, but my parents did grudgingly let me drive their new car into another state, so that was pretty cool.

To this day, I'm still surprised my parents allowed me to take their car, but my sexay Buick LeSabre was in dire condition and I doubt it would have gotten much past Placerville, much less up Hwy 50 into the Sierras. Incidentally we purchased weaponry at the festival and so even though you can't see it, we're totally armed in medieval gadgets in the back of the car. And I wonder whatever happened to my POISON RING.

So: Happy Birthday, Sarah! I hope you had a great day and welcome to the thirties club!

P.S. Malvina if you want me to post a picture of you in your ren faire costume with your giant flower hat, I totally will. Muahahaha! I mean, yay!

*slight exaggeration

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Lately I’ve Been

On Tuesday I went up to Sebastopol with my mother to the thrift store The Legacy. This is a wonderfully unique thrift store where they only sell craft items, and it benefits the local senior center. My mom was after some sewing machines parts and I was after nothing in particular but wound up getting loads of knitting pattern pamphlets for under $10.

Two blocks away from The Legacy on the same street is a yarn store called Balls & Skeins. My mom dropped me off over there so I could spend some of my birthday money. Balls & Skeins is a nice little store, though there isn’t a huge selection, or rather there isn’t a huge variety of different brands – or specifically different to me brands. They did, however, have the new larger 400-yd skeins of Jitterbug, so I snapped up one of those and another skein of turquoise Cascade 220, which shall join the pile o’worsted for the upcoming hatapalooza.

I do seem to enjoy knitting hats in the hottest months of the year; go figure.

The yarn is on top of my pile of stuff from The Legacy, and the top pattern is a vintage(ish?) child’s pullover, very adorable. The yarn is my sole birthday yarn this year. A friend sent me a gift certificate to the Loopy Ewe, and I selected a skein of Skinny Bugga in the Goldenrod Crab Spider colorway, which is an awesomely weird yellow green mustard color; absolutely what I envisioned and have been wanting. I’d like to make a shawlette with it to wear with my gray jacket.

In the middle is the Jitterbug. I don’t know what I’ll make with that yet. The colorway is (I think) Ischia (?) and reminds me of chocolate mint. Last is the Cascade 220 in the extremely well named colorway 9455.

I’ve sort of got project ADD at the moment; I don’t have something I’m completely married to and have been jumping back and forth between projects, even picking up an old one from last year:

These are fingerless mitts I’m calling “King George Mitts” based on the name of the lace pattern (which I confess may actually be called “King Charles Brocade” and in one of my pattern books is simply titled “Lacy Diamonds”. However, King George has stuck).

This morning (Saturday) I went to Felicia’s local wedding shower and gave her my gift. I like attending wedding showers for the sole reason that I don’t have to tote a gift to the wedding. In fact, the last several weddings I’ve attended I went to the shower for this purpose and I have to recommend it! For Felicia I got her a 12-count muffin/cupcake tin, a cake decorating set and a set of scissors. She seemed pleased with it, and to my amusement when she unwrapped the scissors, the whole room full of ladies went “Oooooh!” so, see, I was right about everybody needing scissors! I personally probably have about ten pairs floating around the house and it’s simply… not… enough. ;)

Next week I don’t have much to do except continue to look for work and I may have lunch with Felicia and Jennifer, who was also at the shower. Hopefully I will also have a chance to meet up with Malvina to help her with a hair dyeing situation. I also need to work on Sarah’s birthday present, like, a lot. Sarah is coming up for the wedding and Malvina and I plan to take her out to lunch for her birthday which is actually next week.

Oh, incidentally, I am Felicia’s wedding dress storage facility! Thanks to the fact that I have an animal-free homestead, there is a big lacy dress hanging in a storage bag in my living room, and it actually kind of startles me every time I walk past because from the corner of my eye it’s like a person standing there. Heh.

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Adventures in Sac and an FO

Yesterday I headed up to Sacramento (explain to me again why I don’t live there? I like it so much more than the Bay Area. Oh right, I bought a house here. Sigh.) to help celebrate Malvina’s belated 30th birthday. As usual, we would be heading out to Chevy’s on the River for dinner, but I showed up early because traffic on Fridays is always a big fat suck and also I made her a coconut cake that needed to be refrigerated. So anyway, I got there around lunch time and we went shopping for Felicia’s wedding present at various places (Ikea, Target, Bed Bath & Beyond – which I always call Bath & Bodyworks to my eternal annoyance).

We decided that we were officially old because we were getting excited about kitchen tools. Case in point, here is what I picked up for myself at Ikea and Target with some birthday money:

I feel a little strange about this turn of events; not long ago I would have bought DVDs or something. But the fact of the matter is, I keep sending tea spoons and measuring spoons down the garbage disposal so I needed some more of those. I’m also turning into a cake-baking freakazoid, so I was in the market for a serving spatula thing and a better froster-er. And that stirrer thing on the right? I just wanted it. I think it will be great for the spaghetti sauce I make, and other things I cook. And I’ve been needing a rolling pin for quite some time; now I can make tortillas and sugar cookies.

(I also bought myself some Wii Points and shall shortly commence downloading such old school classics as Street Fighter II and Super Mario World, and possibly World of Goo, which is new WiiWare. Lest you think I have completely lost my mind and don’t continue to love things that are completely frivolous.)

Anyway, so after a successful shopping trip, we went back to Malvina’s house where Sam mixed us a cocktail of something with Bailey’s and chocolate, and then later after the rest of her friends arrived we headed over to Chevy’s.

For Malvina’s birthday I got her a copy of Little Women and Werewolves (hah!) and knit her some socks:

(“will be mad” is an in-joke.)

I actually finished this pair of socks in about 2 weeks. It is a midyear miracle! These are, as noted, Oolong Socks by Mona Schmidt (rav link), available via Twist Collective (link). I couldn’t post about them before as they were a gift. But they have gone off to their new home where I hope they will be worn a lot.

It wouldn’t be a Melissa knit if there weren’t some mods:

  1. I knit the leg chart (A, I think) twice instead of three times.
  2. Used my own heel turn instructions because I either read the pattern’s wrong or it was actually written incorrectly.

And that’s it, which for me is pretty amazing.

Tonight we’re going into the city to our friend Jen’s birthday party at the beach house where she lives. Should be fun! I think I need to take a nap first though. *is old now*

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Adventures in Slackitude

I have always maintained that if there is a chore that I have been putting off because it’s A) time consuming or B) boring or C) gross or D) expensive, then somehow, if I wait long enough, the universe will take care of it for me.

This has happened on numerous occasions, like, I needed to vacuum Jason’s house while I was still living there and then suddenly I come home from work and my aunt is randomly there, vacuuming. Or, I need to seriously wipe the stove down, but then my mom comes to stay and randomly cleans it up.

This time, I have been wondering about my central air conditioning unit. I am the only person in my family who has one, so nobody knows anything about it. It works fine but I just don’t know what to do about it: do I get it serviced every year? Should I call PG&E and have them come out to check it? I haven’t a clue.

Anyway, so my community is actually having PG&E come out and look at them and service them for free. My appointment is on Monday.

And once again, procrastination wins.

(I am seriously like the worst role model.)

***

I went through my yarn cubbies and pulled out all the random skeins of worsted weight yarn like so:

There is lots of fun yarn in that pile, including Malabrigo, Dream in Color Classy, Cascade 220 and even some Araucania. There is also some Berroco Vintage in dark purple and bright blue; the blue is leftover from my Vaila sweater.

I’m about to embark on some serious hat pattern making. I feel the need to knit some hats and knit them like the wind. I have a bunch of different ideas and since I have that patterning software I am going to write up some patterns. Should be fun (and eventually, profitable! :P).

First I plan on reknitting my alpaca rib hat (rav link). I’ve knit it twice and it’s easy but that was like 8 months ago and I don’t totally recall actual numbers involved. This pattern would be free because it is so, so easy. I also have an idea for another hat that I want to make in both worsted and fingering weight yarn that is more a beret style. That one will involve maths and a pattern growing out of the ribbing, so I’m still mulling it over.

I also need to start thinking about Sam’s yearly birthday hat. Man hats are so boring and Sam refuses earflaps (I KNOW, RIGHT??) so I really have to think about what I make. I think I have a pretty good idea but like the above hat, I have to mull it over.

Anyway, I also made some random crochet hexagons.

They aren’t for anything, though, just practice.

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BIRTHDAY WEEKEND

When I was a kid, my dad called me his “late firecracker” because I was born on the 5th of July, one day too late to share our country’s birthday. But I’m okay with that because every year it’s like two days worth of partying all for me.

This year it was quite an extended celebration, starting last Wednesday when my aunt and cousin brought over a cake and presents for me when we all gathered over at Jason’s for our weekly dinner! And then they crammed 31 candles on top (+1 to grow on, I am *only* 30) which, because I am full of hot air, I managed to blow out in one single breath.

Then on Friday, I baked myself a cake that fell apart. This was for my friend-gathering on Saturday. It was still tasty, though. I think that it was a combination of errors on my part (cake not cooled enough, forgot to grease the non-stick pan) along with a Pillsbury cake mix. I tend to prefer the Duncan Hines brand. But I did make homemade frosting that turned out really delicious.

It was the rancor's fault.

So on Saturday, Sarah (all the way up from LA) and Malvina (all the way down from Sacramento) came over and we headed off to lunch at Pasta Pomodoro in Pleasant Hill. Then, we celebrated being adults by going to see Twilight: Eclipse. Oh man, that movie was fraught with giggles (from us) and tortured significant glances (from the cast). Teenage girls just eat this stuff up, but I found myself relating more to the dad in the movie, who was like, holy crap, these people are dumb, also why am I in this movie. Team Charlie! From a “Let’s Go Laugh At Twilight” vantage point, Eclipse (dare I say it) eclipsed the first two movies in its constant barrage of unintentional giggle moments. From a “Is This Movie Actually Any Good” standpoint, the answer is: not really. I still rate it an LOL+, however.

Then everybody (Sam, Amy, and Ben) came over and I made Thai food and we ate the cake and took silly pictures with my rancor toy. Have I ever mentioned my collection of 100+ Star Wars collectible figurines? And how most of them are still in mint condition in their boxes? But how the rancor is not? Anyway.

On Sunday I made a red velvet cake that did not fail with cream cheese frosting and took it over to Rossmoor where we had lunch over at my grandparents’ condo. Technically speaking I suppose the cake was another birthday cake (my grandma put candles on it and everybody sang the birthday song) but really I just made it as a contribution for the dinner. Still, it was nice to be with family and eat delicious meat and whatnot.

Later we went to the fireworks over at the Benicia waterfront and that was pretty great – we were right under them and it was really windy so there was an element of danger as the sparks kept raining right down over where people were sitting. Luckily the wind shifted all that over about forty feet away from us so we could enjoy the danger without worry. Haha.

Then yesterday was my actual birthday and my sister had been wanting to see the Swedish movie version of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. They weren’t playing it at the dome anymore, but it was still playing at the Rheem in Moraga, and Abby bribed me by paying for my ticket so off we went. And it was excellent! Now I’m so worried about the Hollywood adaptation. It will be okay if they use character actors or unknowns, but Brad Pitt as Blomkvist? Kill me.

After that we stopped at Jason’s for a bit. He looked good. Then on to the parentals’ and out to dinner at the Outback. Not super original but I wanted steak and an Awesome Blossom, and they brought me free ice cream.

All in all, a great way to ring in my fourth decade. I think my thirties will be pretty awesome, all in all.

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Birthday Hopes & Dreams

People asked for a birthday wishlist so here it is. And I meant to post this last week, but apparently I was too hopped up on library champagne to remember to actually publish it, so there it sat in my drafts. Oops!

If this doesn’t concern you, please feel free to move right along! ;)

  1. Option 2 on this page.
  2. DVD: new BBC version of Sense & Sensibility
  3. DVD: The Hangover (OMG, I love this movie. LOVE IT FOREVER AND EVER AMEN)
  4. Gift Cert to the Loopy Ewe
  5. A not lame (don’t judge) fanny pack that can carry a water bottle for my biking adventures
  6. DVD: True Blood Season 2
  7. Gift Certs: Target, Starbucks, JC Penney, Barnes & Noble, Michael’s, JoAnn’s
  8. Epson printer ink #88 (I have an NX400 printer) in black and cyan.
  9. Mario Galaxy 2 for the Wii

I swear there was something else, but oh well. OH, maybe it was a copy of the Cake Mix Doctor but my mom got me one of those the other day. Thanks, Mom! :D

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Navy Rainbow Socks (FINALLY) & Etc.

I actually finished these socks in early May, shortly before we hied off to Environs Unknown (the midwest). I forgot to blog about them till now.

Navy Rainbow Socks

Man, these took For-Freakin’-Ever! I like how they turned out, though, and so did Abby – which was the point. As part of the never-ending “I Should Never Have Opened My Big Mouth And Said I’d Knit You A Bunch Of Stuff Since You Made Me That Fabulous Quilt” project, I am now three pairs into a five pair project that started oh. so. long. ago. (2008)

Anyhoo, that’s okay because if it hadn’t taken me so long to finish on this project, Knitpicks wouldn’t have come out with their rainbow yarn and as such, Abby gets a pair of those, which I think is pretty cool! (No those aren’t much further along than the last time I showed them. Shut up.)

So, these socks are the ever-famous Monkey pattern, which I have knit four times. And I do not plan on knitting them ever again. (Note how I didn’t say never… just in case.) I am tired of knitting Monkeys. Not that it’s not a fabulous pattern (it totally is) but four times is more than enough when there are so many OTHER fabulous patterns out there. Still, I will always hold Monkeys close to my heart because it’s the sock that taught me top-down socks. Before this I always knit toe-up because I was confused by and afraid of heel construction. Nowadays, I prefer top-down construction because heels are my most favorite thing to knit (you can file that under the WTF category).

The yarn is Perchance to Knit Sock Yarn, and I forget where I got it from, but I am assuming the Loopy Ewe. It’s very nice yarn and complements the pattern well.

Here are all the monkey socks I’ve knitted. Two are mine (the hot pink and turquoise) and two are for Abby (the blue/purple and navy rainbow).

monkey socks mosaic

It’s been a good run, Monkey socks! Now, onto something else.

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Here’s some of the recent jewelry items I’ve made:

I’m definitely into antique gold/brass and bright colors right now. While I do love silver, it’s just so overdone these days.  Everybody wears silver. I would argue that people need to broaden their horizons and get on the “other metallics rock too” bandwagon.

***

A few other things on my mind:

  1. I got curious so I installed Google Analytics on this page. I feel like it’s 2002 all over again! Good times, good times.
  2. I want to make macarons, the sandwich cookie kind. I found this great article on how to do it. Only problem is it calls for grams of ingredients instead of cups/tablespoons. I have been wanting an excuse to get a kitchen scale so this could be it.
  3. Tomorrow I’m going to help Abby buy a flat screen TV. I like watching other people spend a lot of money. She says she needs me there to sigh dramatically and say things like, “Just buy THAT one already!” hehe
  4. I actually am really tired today and feel kind of rotten. There has been much lolling about in these parts. I’m not sick – I don’t think I’ve been getting enough sleep.
  5. I’ve been organizing the back end of my blog all week, and when I was working on tags, a list of the most popular tags that I used popped up:

    I would say that about sums it up.
  6. Burritos.

Hope everyone is having a great Thursday!

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