{"id":1002,"date":"2011-05-25T23:33:31","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T06:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/?p=1002"},"modified":"2011-05-25T23:33:31","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T06:33:31","slug":"twist-shout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/twist-shout\/","title":{"rendered":"Twist &#038; Shout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/tornadoes101.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1003\" height=\"332\" src=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/tornadoes101.jpg\" title=\"tornadoes101\" width=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/tornadoes101.jpg 500w, http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/tornadoes101-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was at the dentist yesterday getting my tenth or eleventh filling (what does it say about my ongoing dental adventures of the last two-three years that I have actually lost track of A. how many times I&#39;ve been to the dentist lately and B. how many fillings I&#39;ve had over the same time period.) and while I was waiting for the drugs to kick in on my back upper jaw, I turned on the television in the exam room and watched coverage on the terrible tornadoes that have been ripping across the Midwest.<\/p>\n<p>The CNN weatherperson had ordered his crews in the Joplin Area to leave the area &#8211; to literally not be around the area when last night&#39;s latest batch of tornadoes hit because the debris that had been left in the wake of the first F-5 would likely be caught up in the weather and turned into dangerous projectiles. I never even thought of that.<\/p>\n<p>This seems so scary to me. I remember back when I lived in San Antonio when Katrina hit the Gulf states in 2005. About a month after Katrina hit (maybe only three weeks or so) Rita had formed over the Gulf and its cone of landfall was directed straight over San Antonio. I didn&#39;t think we&#39;d get much rain &#8211; by the time that hurricane would be that far inland, it would only be a category 1 storm, which isn&#39;t that big a deal compared. I decided I should get a few supplies in case anything happened (extra toilet paper, some water, and matches\/candles). When I got to the Walmart down the street from where I lived, it was a total MADHOUSE. Everyone else had had the same idea as me, and the place was mobbed.<\/p>\n<p>What made that so stupid was that everyone panicked over Rita&#39;s potential landfall and San Antonio&nbsp;<em>never<\/em> got any rain from Rita, and didn&#39;t have rain for weeks surrounding her existence either. I at least had toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p>The recent spate of horrendous tornadoes dislodged a long-buried tornado memory. The only summer I returned home from college was 2002 &#8211; there were numerous graduations to attend (my sister from high school and several friends from college &#8211; unlike me they didn&#39;t change their major three times and transfer out of state, hah). That summer was the summer that I stayed with Sarah and Bill in Westchester for Rhoda&#39;s UCLA grad, Sam, Malvina, and I&nbsp;(and Felicia) went to Disneyland together&nbsp;for the first time, Sarah got married, among other things large, small, tragic. It was also the summer that I learned to drive a stick-shift.<\/p>\n<p>At the time, I was learning to drive the truck (a turquoise Ford Ranger that I loved, but drove me nuts over the years until I totalled it in 2005 -another story). My dad had taught me how to drive it out at the old Price Club parking lot, and I was still having problems getting it out of first gear and stalling it all over the place. I would take myself on adventures around the block, and I remember the first time I made it to the Long&#39;s Drugs a mile away without stalling, I was so thrilled I bought myself a Crunchy Bar.<\/p>\n<p>So in August of that year my dad and I packed up the truck&nbsp;and headed out to Texas so I could&nbsp;start the first of three senior years. (Which is what happens when&nbsp; you change your majuor 3 times and transfer out of state.)<\/p>\n<p>It was somewhere along I-10 East in New Mexico when we ran into the storm. To our right, I noticed a white funnel cloud touching down. It wasn&#39;t a big one &#8211; maybe 10-20 feet in diameter at the ground, but I&#39;d never seen one in real life before, so I was kind of thrilled. My dad was asleep in the passenger seat, and I was driving the truck that I had just learned how to drive only a month or so before.<\/p>\n<p>I looked over to my left, and there were <em>three<\/em> funnel clouds touching down over the fields. The farmland was stark with brown grass and the sky was black with lightning and rain. My dad woke up and I pointed out the funnel clouds to him. The one on the right had inched closer to the road and another had formed behind it. <em>Five<\/em> funnel clouds, surrounding us.<\/p>\n<p>Not gonna lie, this was scary, especially with the wind whipping the lightweight truck around and the rain coming down in sheets.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I know that these little twisters were nothing compared to what has happened to the Midwest this spring, but if I thought that these five twisters were scary, I can hardly imagine what it must be like to experience a <em>real<\/em> tornado &#8211; and let me tell you, it&#39;s so much more relaxing to deal with living in earthquake country. My heart goes out to our friends in the Midwest.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.redcross-ozarks.org\/joplin\/\">How to help Joplin and the surrounding area.<\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:30px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/twist-shout\/\" send=\"false\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"false\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the dentist yesterday getting my tenth or eleventh filling (what does it say about my ongoing dental adventures of the last two-three years that I have actually lost track of A. how many times I&#39;ve been to the dentist lately and B. how many fillings I&#39;ve had over the same time period.) &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/twist-shout\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Twist &#038; Shout&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures","category-daily"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1002"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1005,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1002\/revisions\/1005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}