{"id":140,"date":"2009-08-11T09:11:02","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T16:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/?p=140"},"modified":"2010-06-24T13:06:19","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T20:06:19","slug":"i-am-amused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/i-am-amused\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Amused."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-139\" title=\"twilight-dolls-500x375\" src=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/twilight-dolls-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"twilight-dolls-500x375\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/twilight-dolls-500x375.jpg 500w, http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/twilight-dolls-500x375-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Coming November 1, 2009: Twilight Barbies.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sort of a fringe Barbie collector.  I haven&#8217;t gotten one in years, but I do look at them occasionally.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a little surprised (and a little disappointed, actually) that Edward doesn&#8217;t sparkle. Or at least&#8230; <em>shimmer<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, that would be disturbing.<\/p>\n<p>At least he&#8217;s appropriately pale.<\/p>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:30px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/i-am-amused\/\" send=\"false\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"false\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coming November 1, 2009: Twilight Barbies. I&#8217;m sort of a fringe Barbie collector. I haven&#8217;t gotten one in years, but I do look at them occasionally. I&#8217;m a little surprised (and a little disappointed, actually) that Edward doesn&#8217;t sparkle. Or at least&#8230; shimmer. On the other hand, that would be disturbing. At least he&#8217;s appropriately &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/i-am-amused\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I Am Amused.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,197],"tags":[247,32],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-random","tag-dolls","tag-twilight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":529,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions\/529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}