{"id":670,"date":"2010-07-26T23:35:57","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T06:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/?p=670"},"modified":"2010-07-26T23:35:57","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T06:35:57","slug":"happy-birthday-to-sarah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/happy-birthday-to-sarah\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday to Sarah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Just because I was away in the mountains falling off a cliff* and bruising my back black and purple on the 24th doesn&#8217;t mean that Sarah is immune to a <a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/?p=475\">best friends Birthday Post<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Yeah that&#8217;s right, y&#8217;all: it&#8217;s ancient(ish) picture time:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_671\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-671\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmelrenn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-671\" title=\"sarahmelrenn\" src=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmelrenn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmelrenn.jpg 500w, http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmelrenn-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-671\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sarah and me, circa June-ish 2001 in South Lake Tahoe for a wedding at a Renaissance festival. I am apparently possessed by a crazy red-eyed demon. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">While I&#8217;ve known Sarah since we were 12-year-olds singing in the junior high choir, I didn&#8217;t have any photos from those days (had I known I&#8217;d be posting ancient pictures 18 years in the future on a magical interweb, I would have made sure there was photographic evidence of us, especially in our costumes from PIRATES OF PENZANCE and no I can&#8217;t seem to make screencaps from my glorious DVD of our 8th grade production, <em>boo hiss<\/em>) so I made do with this picture from a trip Sarah, Malvina, and I made to South Lake Tahoe just prior to all of us turning 21, so no gambling\/drinking fun was had, but my parents did grudgingly let me drive their new car into another state, so that was pretty cool.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_672\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-672\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmalvmeldrive.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-672\" title=\"sarahmalvmeldrive\" src=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmalvmeldrive.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmalvmeldrive.jpg 500w, http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/sarahmalvmeldrive-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-672\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">To this day, I&#39;m still surprised my parents allowed me to take their car, but my sexay Buick LeSabre was in dire condition and I doubt it would have gotten much past Placerville, much less up Hwy 50 into the Sierras. Incidentally we purchased weaponry at the festival and so even though you can&#39;t see it, we&#39;re totally armed in medieval gadgets in the back of the car. And I wonder whatever happened to my POISON RING.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">So: <strong>Happy Birthday, Sarah!<\/strong> I hope you had a great day and welcome to the thirties club!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">P.S. Malvina if you want me to post a picture of you in your ren faire costume with your giant flower hat, I totally will. Muahahaha! I mean, yay!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>*slight exaggeration<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:30px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/happy-birthday-to-sarah\/\" send=\"false\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"false\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just because I was away in the mountains falling off a cliff* and bruising my back black and purple on the 24th doesn&#8217;t mean that Sarah is immune to a best friends Birthday Post! Yeah that&#8217;s right, y&#8217;all: it&#8217;s ancient(ish) picture time: While I&#8217;ve known Sarah since we were 12-year-olds singing in the junior high &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/happy-birthday-to-sarah\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Birthday to Sarah!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,116],"tags":[211,326,264,43,274],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily","category-friends","tag-birthdays","tag-friends","tag-malvina","tag-nerds","tag-sarah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":676,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions\/676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}