{"id":990,"date":"2011-05-18T19:16:46","date_gmt":"2011-05-19T02:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/?p=990"},"modified":"2011-05-18T19:16:46","modified_gmt":"2011-05-19T02:16:46","slug":"adventures-of-a-stupid-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/adventures-of-a-stupid-nature\/","title":{"rendered":"Adventures of a Stupid Nature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I pull into the Chevron across from the Big Target in Walnut Creek. I fish out my debit card from my purse and hop out of the car.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The door shuts with a decisive snap.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And then it hits me.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Aw, shit!&quot; I say, reaching for the handle.&nbsp;<em>&nbsp;Locked<\/em>. &quot;Where are my keys!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I have my debit card, so I start the pump on the car.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I head into the gas station mini mart, where there is a nice Asian gal behind the counter. She lends me the phone so I can call a locksmith. But it&#39;s 5:05 and my dumb guy at my locksmith that I use all the time has closed up shop for the day.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Another guy walks into the mini mart. Half joking I say to him, &quot;Know how to break into a car?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;No, why?&quot; he asks.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sheepishly, I explain my problem.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;How about Triple A?&quot; he asks. &quot;You could call them.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>DUH. I had forgotten all about AAA in my freaking out. I have had AAA for just a couple of months, too. But of course &#8211; my card is in my purse, which is in the locked car.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I call my dad, who has a card. He laughs at me.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But he gives me the AAA number and the member number.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AAA dispatches North Main Tow to my aid. &quot;Are you in a safe place?&quot; the lady asks while I&#39;m still on the line.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I look at the friendly face of the girl behind the counter, and the yuppie workers filling up their tanks as rush hour starts to hit. &quot;Yeah,&quot; I tell her. I feel bad that I&#39;m hogging a space in the gas station, so I buy a soda and M&amp;Ms to tide myself over. Hey, if you&#39;re stranded with your debit card, you may as well use it, right?<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#39;t have to wait long for the guy to show up in his yellow truck.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He has several tools to try to open the door. One is a long, bendable piece of metal that after wedging open the car door a bit, he is able to stick into the car.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Where are your keys?&quot; he asks as he fiddles with the lock. The lock is designed in such a way that it&#39;s not conducive to opening with his tools &#8211; not the bendy wire thing, or the slim jim.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I actually have no idea. I thought I had left them in the ignition, but they are definitely not there. I don&#39;t see them on the seat or the floor either. &quot;I think they&#39;re in my purse,&quot; I finally decide. It&#39;s the only place they could be &#8211; I certainly didn&#39;t have them right after I turned off the car and locked myself out, now did I? But I had been messing around in my purse when I got my debit card out of my wallet, so that was where it had to be.<\/p>\n<p>The guy messes around with the car for some time before giving up. Piker.<\/p>\n<p>He calls another guy from the tow company and then that guy shows up as the first guy is leaving. Lu is a big burly Samoan and gets down to business. I say to him, &quot;That&#39;s the window we&#39;ll break when this doesn&#39;t work.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>He grins. &quot;Well, look around for a rock!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>The first guy had started to try to roll down the window to get to the lock. &nbsp;Lu manages to get his bendy tool to get the window starting to roll down, and within a couple of minutes he was able to reach in and unlock the car.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Lu, you are my hero, man.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I grab my purse and fish around in it for a terrifying five seconds before I find my keys nestled nicely at the bottom. &quot;SWEET BABY JESUS!&quot; I bellow, ladylike.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Lu needs me to sign off on the AAA paperwork, and tells me that it would have been around $75 if I didn&#39;t have AAA.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I would have paid it!&quot; I tell him, not caring at that moment how much money it would have taken to get back into my car.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So, to recap: it took two knowledgable tow truck\/car guys\/AAA dudes, eight different tools (between the two guys) and an hour to get into my car.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If there is any doubt that I plan on ditching this car &#8211; but getting a new one without autolocks and such (I don&#39;t think that they would have been able to get into a similar car without manual windows), I certainly made up my mind tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Car, we&#39;re through.<\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:30px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/adventures-of-a-stupid-nature\/\" send=\"false\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"false\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pull into the Chevron across from the Big Target in Walnut Creek. I fish out my debit card from my purse and hop out of the car.&nbsp; The door shuts with a decisive snap.&nbsp; And then it hits me.&nbsp; &quot;Aw, shit!&quot; I say, reaching for the handle.&nbsp;&nbsp;Locked. &quot;Where are my keys!&quot; I have my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/adventures-of-a-stupid-nature\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Adventures of a Stupid Nature&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-adventures","category-daily","category-moaning-and-groaning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":991,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions\/991"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/melissaruth.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}