Dudes, I am so excited about the following that I had to take a picture and show you:
Yes, I am the proud new owner of a titanium spork. Available at REI and other fine retailers!
I have to admit, being a pasty nerd-type, I was not exactly in my element while at outdoorsy REI, but I pressed on! The spork would be mine! And there it was, with the rest of camping junk. Hooray!
I have always wanted one, but never really thought to check REI or Big 5 or something, until yesterday when a brain synapse fired and it occurred to me that I could, you know, Google it. Success! And $7.95 later I have a titanium spork in my hot little hands.
I use sporks a lot at work, but they are the plastic kind you get at Taco Bell or KFC. Now I know this one won’t break, so I am pretty stoked, all in all.
Long live the spork!
You know, I’ve always kind of wanted one of those, too, but we don’t have an REI around here. It looks so…aerodynamic. Perfect for throwing.
And yes, provide me with all the junky silly photos you want. I can always find a use for them.